Zoostuck 2

look who it is

You know who it is! It's you! And you're honestly kind of disturbed, but at least you know you'll be fine until you go back in time and disguise yourself in a big pile of celery and follow your past self around.

Of course, given the effect this bad idea ray is having on you, that could be next week for all you know.

Kill yourself

You already did that! You're trying to get rid of the evidence! But since you can't think of anything, you just flee to the moon and start beaming bad ideas at the President of Sun France.

You are now the future self of the inventor of the bad idea ray. Your idiot past self didn't finish the job and you're still alive, although you can barely move.

You've got to somehow die and dispose of your own body, now that you've set the invention of the bad idea ray in motion. How are you going to do that?