Zoostuck 2

shoot yourself with the bad idea ray twice, so it reverses its polarities and becomes a GOOD idea ray

That isn't how the bad idea ray works at all! A second zap just means you get more bad ideas. That's exactly the sort of terrible idea you'd get from zapping yourself with the bad idea ray twice!

Oh, wait, you just did. Wow, you really feel stupid. You're looking forward to destroying yourself soon so you don't have to live with the embarrassment.

timestalk yourself

With celery.

Anyways, now that you have that terrible idea out of the way, you've started actually thinking about how to track yourself down. The easiest thing to do is follow your past self through time until you get to the right point. For some reason, which probably has to do with zapping yourself with the bad idea ray again, you've decided that you need lots of celery to do this.

You are now the inventor of the bad idea ray, but in the past before you invented the bad idea ray. You feel really weird because you think this big pile of celery is following you wherever you go.

What are you going to do about it?