RE: Zoostuck 2
04-09-2014, 02:15 AM
(04-08-2014, 04:11 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »Kick.
Suddenly, you have an epiphany. With all your focus on solving crimes with your fists, you've overlooked something important.
Your feet. Which are mostly unrestrained.
It's as if an entire new frontier of violence is opening for you.
You promptly kick your captor in the beakless face, and knock him across the room. Then you kick the restraints on your hands so you can punch him.
Wait a minute. You just realized something.
Your capital letters are back!
When did that happen? You swear, it's as if that's a plot thread that some cosmic author keeps forgetting about as he shifts through dozens of nonsensical perspectives. Ugh, whatever, you're not going to worry about it. Let some other moron do that.
You are now some other moron worrying about the missing capital letters that are no longer missing. Who are you, again?
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse