Zoostuck 2

suckin' down eggs like a freight train through a lazy tunnel of love

You are now the monkey detective, and you are suckin' down eggs like a freight train through a lazy tunnel of love, whatever that means. The thing is, it isn't by choice - one of these gangsters is shoving the eggs down your throat. And you're not sure if they're trying to kill you or if this is a weird smuggling attempt - you finally got their beak to stop growing back, but that means you can't understand a word they're saying.

Either way, you should probably escape, but your fists are tied and so the most obvious solution is out of your grasp.

So what are you going to do?