RE: Zoostuck 2
04-05-2014, 04:57 AM
(04-04-2014, 07:09 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »In the janitor's closet!
Oh, right! There's sure to be someone who cleans this place up and they probably use some sort of bucket. You head out and start looking for a door.
Before you know it, you've wandered into the kitchen, where the chef is looking around. You're about to ask him where the janitor's closet it, when you realize this place is probably employees-only. If he notices you, that could be trouble.
But you're not just going to leave, because hey, maybe the janitor's closet is in the kitchen. You don't see why it wouldn't be. You just have to make sure he doesn't spot you while you go searching...
(04-04-2014, 06:07 PM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »in your omelet
...wait a minute, is that an omelet? Is that omelet you ordered ages ago ready? It's about time. Maybe you should just forget about all these cleaning solvents - which you already did, thanks short attention span - and just eat your meal.
AND THEN BRING YOUR MASTERPIECE TO LIFE okay, seriously, something feels really wrong about remembering this masterpiece with your pathetic attention span. But you can worry about that after you eat. You slip back into the kitchen, leaving all the cleaning solvents on the floor because you no longer care about them.
You are now the chef and webcomic guy again. You seem to have just missed the dumb kid and his efforts to thank you for his masterpiece. Might as well hand over his omelet now.
You head out, stepping over a pile of cleaning solvents - what are those even doing there? - and find the dumb kid at his table. Finally. You deposit the omelet in front of him, then run back to the kitchen to laugh maniacally at the culimination of your revenge.
You are now the omelet. You only came into existence a short while ago, and now some dumb kid is about to eat you.
What are you going to do about this?
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse