Zoostuck 2

He went to give his preemptory compliments to the chef for giving him the inspiration time to make his masterpiece even better!

Wait, of course. Your masterpiece is so brilliant that even that dumb kid must realize it, and he must be aware that it had something to do with you. So in his dumb kid brain, he's probably come up with some ridiculous explanation for why he should thank you for it. You'd better get back to the kitchen before he causes any trouble.

takin' a leak (in the bathroom) (using a toilet)

You are now Zoosmell Pooplord and you are in the bathroom. You feel weird because you have this entire brilliant plan for a webcomic and you've actually remembered it for more than five minutes. Seriously, that's ridiculous! You've totally forgotten about ordering that omelet already, for instance.

Either a malicious entity of some sort has planted this idea in your brain or you're becoming an artist. You aren't sure which of those concepts terrifies you more.

Anyways, you've concluded that your best option is to do something dumb until you forget the whole thing. So what dumb thing are you going to do?