Zoostuck 2

eggbucket

Yes, you feel the item forming. It is a metal bucket shaped like an egg. And it is you. You are no longer an egg and no longer a bucket, but an eggbucket.

Wait. It's not finished. You feel something strange happening, but what could it be?

Embryonic metal.

That's it, yes. The metal of your bucket is growing... no, that's something within you. This is only a transitional stage!

You're hatching! Hatching into... into...

An omelet with metal fibers wound inextricably and undetectably through it, capable of silent and deadly murder.

(seriously, don't use steel wool in kitchens)

An omelet. Your bucket shell cracks open and your omelet self falls into the frying pan. The process is complete.

You are now the chef/webcomic artist. You've just left the storeroom because you can't handle that bucket. Seriously, how can they leave one just lying around there?

But you glance in the frying pan and see an omelet already there. Of course! You must have created this omelet through the sheer force of your artistic genius. Truly you are a master at work.

It almost seems a shame to waste such a sublime omelet on that dumb kid, but you've got a job to do. You put it on a plate and head out to serve it...

Wait a minute, there's no one here! Where did the dumb kid go?