Zoostuck 2

Obviously with a bucket of Monosodium Glutamate.

Of course, MSG! The perfect additive for your perfect crime. You head into the storage room to find the... bucket...

Oh no. No, you can't think about that now. You haven't brought your masterpiece into existence yet, your reference cannot be appreciated! Except by that masterpiece-stealing jerk, but who wants his appreciation?

However, it's going to take all your willpower to get this thing back into the kitchen, so this would be a good time for a perspective shift.

You are now the perspective. You're trying to shift to someone else. However, you're getting tired of this whole crazy thing just rushing from one place to another and not accomplishing anything, so you're making damn sure this shift counts.

So who are you shifting to?