Zoostuck 2

Old Joisey.

Oh, of course. Your escape vehicle is a stolen time-traveling Delorean that you used after beaming bad ideas into some demon's mind back down in Hell. You can just use it to go back to the Jersey that got turned into New Jersey. Then you can wait a few hundred years and manipulate things to keep the state's name from changing when the time arrives. Since you're already dead, this shouldn't be a problem.

Well, you hop into the time machine and set the destination, then get the Heaven out of here and...

Wait a minute. Where exactly are you?

Mid-Life Crisis Joisey

Dang it, either you're in the wrong year or you went to an alternate timeline or something. This isn't New Jersey and it isn't plain old Jersey, this is Mid-Life Crisis Jersey!

Great, now you'll have to take out your time map and try to figure out what went wrong. Ugh, you hate time maps.

You are now Zoosmell Pooplord. You have plotted out an incredibly elaborate masterpiece and all you need to do is rewrite the universe so that it can exist.

But your omelet still hasn't arrived! Also, your time machine seems to have gone missing somehow. What are you going to do while you wait?