Zoostuck 2

...New Joisey?

Of course! You can ask for the entire state! Surely one small-time crooked politician can deliver that to you in exchange for ridiculous amounts of money!

Well, with that decided, it's time to contact this guy. Before you know it, you'll have a state of your very own! Maybe you'll call it New Phoney.

You are Friedrich Nietzsche again, and your plan has hit a snag. The city you need to flee to hasn't been founded yet, but that's not too much of a problem. The more pressing issue is that the guy providing the money to found it has plans to rename the state, and obviously this will throw off your entire scheme.

So what are you going to do to get things back on track?