Zoostuck 2

New Joisey!

Of course! It's so obvious! You'll get the funds to pay for your corrupt dealings by accepting bribes for someone else's corrupt dealings! God, you love this state!

All you need to do is send out the right signals down the right channels and make sure you word it carefully so you can deny everything if the feds get involved. That's no problem.

You are now The Phoney. You ended up going back in time with a vast fortune in poker earnings and you're looking for some place to spend it because you don't want the feds of your own time period looking into how you got it.

Luckily, you soon discover that a small-time New Jersey politician is willing to accept huge bribes, which should get this money out of your pocket. The only question is, what kind of ridiculously extravagant favor will you ask for in return?