Zoostuck 2

San Francisco. In the Negative Limbo section of heaven, where imaginary numbers and monkeys roam free, free as they eye can('t) see!

New Joisey!

Some nonsensical thoughts pass through your head. You dismiss them. You have to get to San Francisco, New Jersey as soon as possible.

Of course, this requires there to be a San Francisco in New Jersey first.

You are now a small-town politician in New Jersey. You've decided to found your own town so you can be mayor; you were thinking of calling it San Francisco.

Unfortunately, you have no idea exactly who you submit what paperwork to in order to do that. And by paperwork you mean bribes. The secret effort to fend off the army of signatures, which you don't know about, has made the relevant regulations a lot more complex, and as far as you can tell there's a lot more redundant layers of bureaucracy to pay off now.

The best plan you have is to just get a lot of money and bribe everyone until you get your new city, but that's going to take a lot of money. Where exactly are you going to get it?