Zoostuck 2

kill god

What? Why would you do that, God's a nice enough guy. Well, except for the whole thing where he won't answer any of your questions, and also that he has infinite power but still allows suffering to exist... Actually, now that you think about it, God's kind of a jerk, geez.

Killing him still seems pretty harsh, though. Plus, you just got out of Hell and you're pretty sure trying to kill God would just get you sent back there. Then you'd have to win a baseball game all over again!

You pace around for a while trying to work this out, but then you realize something.

god is dead

Someone else went and killed God while you were thinking about whether or not you should kill God! But you don't see any sign of the culprit anywhere, you just see God sitting there with a knife in his back.

Uh-oh. That means if anyone comes in, you're going to be the top suspect! But maybe if you solve the crime really fast, you can clear your name before you're actually accused!

So how are you going to do that?