Zoostuck 2

Give him a totem and tell him to track down your second cousin.

Perfect. That should keep him busy and he might even find the real culprit. You give him a coin and tell him to get it to your second cousin.

He starts asking a lot of questions, though, like "who's your second cousin, where am I going to find them, how do I get out of here". Well, you're going to have to do something about this, and what you're going to do is...

Just ignore him. It's the godliest thing to do

...pay no attention to his questions whatsoever. He keeps asking for a while, then shrugs and goes away. Great, everything's taken care of, you can get back to running the universe. You should probably do something about the fact that half of it has disappeared, though.

You are now Ryan North and you've been given a task to deliver something to God's second cousin, who unbeknownst to you is already dead. You have no idea how to get out of Heaven, either. What are you going to do?