Zoostuck 2

Heaven, duh.

Oh, of course! You've always wanted to see Heaven, and you figure if it gets dull you can catch a ride back to the mortal realm. There's some unpleasant muttering from the prize committee, but ultimately they relent. You're taking a trip to Heaven for not being on the losing team in a baseball game!

You are now God.

Your second cousin is dead. You sent some angels to investigate, but they concluded that the whole thing lead into an incredibly complex conspiracy beyond your understanding. Considering the depth of your understanding, you realize that it must be pretty serious.

And in your infinite wisdom, you've decided to stay out of it as much as you can. But now one of the many people central to the incredibly complex plan has been delivered right onto your doorstop by Hell, and you've got no idea if this is part of the plan or not. Or whether it's a good thing or not if the plan ultimately succeeds.

So what are you going to do about this Ryan North guy?