Zoostuck 2

Bring the Japanese.

ball... to the balls

Oh, of course, your favorite plan: "Bring the Japanese ball... to the balls". Works every time. You don't have any clue what it means, but the boys seem to be pretty effective at doing it.

You call the boys up and... oh, what the Hell? They're on vacation? Now, of all times? Great, now you'll have to take care of this mess yourself.

I know what you are. I know what you're up to! Stop being the Devil, Ryan North!

Suddenly, a disconcerting thought strikes you. What if this North guy is really Satan in disguise? If you got in the way of whatever he's planning, you'd be in big trouble. And it would be just like Satan to sneak into a baseball game and be incredibly good in order to throw off the bets.

Maybe it's just as well the boys weren't in. You've got to figure this out before you make your next move. But you can't use any of your standard contacts. Got to find someone who can take the blame if things go wrong. But who?

call in zoosmell to take care of it for ya

Oh, hey, here's the perfect candidate. Some kid with a stupid name. He's exactly who you want to pin this on if something goes wrong.

Thing is, right now he seems to be outside the bounds of normal time and space. How in the Hell are you going to get him to Hell?