Zoostuck 2

Stab the hearts.

Yes! Of course! This must be another of those ridiculous puzzles! You stab the hearts and...

And nothing happens except that you have a ruined playing card. That must not be the solution. Maybe the card is a bonus collectible and you missed the rest of them? Oh man, that's no fun, you need that one hundred percent bonus so you can retire early and focus on your webcomic!

Well, that makes it clear what you have to do! You have to find the rest of these cards! They could be anywhere in all of time and space, and hopefully whoever owns these cards won't notice that you stabbed this one.

So you need to start looking for the cards, but first you need to find some way out of Hell. How are you going to do that?