Zoostuck 2

a boy named john egbert who gets a video game that changes his life... and everyone else's... forever :-)

Yes! Of course, it's all so clear now! Even though you're from a time period long before video games existed! ...Aren't you?

Never mind, you don't have time to think about that! You have a masterpiece to produce! Let's see, this needs MORE CHARACTERS! And MORE THEMES! And MORE KINDS OF ROMANCE ew why would you put that in girls are icky.

Wait a minute, this doesn't feel like an idea you'd come up with at all. This feels more like an idea that would be produced by a singularity of complexity. It's as though some other entity is manipulating your thoughts to get you to...

WAIT WHAT IF IT HAD TROLLS

ONLY THEY'RE ALIENS

FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION

AND ALSO THE ZODIAC

Something is starting to feel weirdly familiar about all this.

You are now the webcomic artist and omelet chef. You are preparing an incredibly dangerous cheese omelet, but you sense inherently that something is wrong.

Somehow, that Pooplord kid is stealing your masterpiece AT THIS VERY MOMENT even though you haven't started writing it yet! You have to stop him!

And the one person who can help you do that is your good buddy Ryan North, even though he still hasn't helped you catch the guy updating your website. How are you going to contact him, though?