Zoostuck 2

tabletop football

You don't think football's been invented yet in your timeline. How are you supposed to know what it is?

Then again, you could invent it, but there doesn't seem to be anyone else here, so there wouldn't be much point in it.

Juggle geese.

There aren't any geese here, either! Though presumably there's some kind of bird, where else would they get the eggs? Maybe that's something you could look into.

ignore this idiot kid and make your masterpiece, Home Stuck

What idiot kid... HEY! You are not an idiot kid! Well, okay, you kind of are. But you're not going to ignore yourself!

Although making a masterpiece does sound fun. And Home Stuck is certainly an intriguing title. You could probably finish it up by the time your omelet gets here.

So what's it going to be about?