Zoostuck 2

get him his damn eggs

Ugh. You can't think about petty revenge. You have a job to do, dammit, and you're a professional. Plus, if you get fired you'll get thrown back into the paradox void until you drift somewhere else.

But still. This impudent whelp must pay for what he's done.

Give him a cheese omelet.

And overcharge him.

A smile crosses your face. Yes, he'll pay. He'll pay an extra two dollars and fifty cents! You rush off to the kitchen, cackling maniacally.

You are now Zoosmell Pooplord and you're already bored of waiting for your omelet. Man, how long do you have to wait here?

It suddenly occurs to you that you arrived in a time machine and can take it to when the food's ready. You leave the table and hop in and...

Dang it, you're getting an error message. Something about "CURRENT TIMELINE OUT OF BOUNDS". This is stupid, now you're probably going to have to wait to get the time-car fixed too.

So how are you going to pass the time while you wait for your omelet?