Zoostuck 2

tell him to go to a mcdonalds. order like 50 of those breakfast plates, and rub the scrambled eggs into your hair. it'll give you luscious locks

It all comes to you in an instant. You'll lure this kid into the car by persuading him that he needs better hair and should drive off to a fast-food place to get it! Since the car's onboard computer is clearly set to head to the right time period in the future on a call for fast food, that should be enough to get you where you need to go.

You fly across the world in an instant and give the kid the premonition. He screams and runs into the car, with you sneaking along, and then drives it into...

Wait a minute. This isn't the future.

This is Paradox Space.

You are now some dumb kid. You just drove a time machine into a fast food restaurant in Paradox Space, because you had a premonition that you should order 50 meals and take the scrambled eggs and put them in your hair or something. Or was that a metaphor?

Well, metaphor or not, there's a bit of a problem. This place only seems to sell omelets.

So what are you going to do?