RE: Duct Tape
03-08-2014, 04:48 AM
(03-08-2014, 01:44 AM)Loather Wrote: »Duct tape your balls
What balls? You don't have any... oh, wait! You can just make some out of duct tape, it's obvious now.
You promptly produce two large balls of duct tape and connect them with a large strip of duct tape, creating a duct tape bolo. Perfect! You hurl it at the duct tape actor, and it ties him up, then squeezes him so tightly that his duct tape body bursts. Problem solved!
You then turn back to the scientists, only to find that they ran off while you were taking care of that problem. Well, this is just great! How are you going to use duct tape to help you track them down?
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