Zoostuck 2

Yes you can.

Wait just a minute. You're the goddamn President, and that means you can give free one-way-tickets to Hawaii to whoever you want. It's in the Constitution!

You promptly stamp a ticket with your official Presidential stamp and hand it to the monster.

You are now a hideous monster from the depths of the Atlantic Ocean. You have just been handed a one-way ticket to Hawaii by the President, and you are very confused.

On the one hand, you've always wanted to visit Hawaii. On the other hand, you think you dissolve or something if you go into the Pacific Ocean. Plus you're not finished destroying Washington DC, you can't just leave the job half-done! But if you destroy the government, the airline might not honor your government-issued ticket.

So what are you going to do?