Zoostuck 2

Consult a paleontologist!

Oh, hey, you have this vague sense that maybe the guy you just ran over will have some ideas of how to put a skeleton back together. Unfortunately, he's not exactly conscious right now, so you aren't too hopeful.

You ask a rhetorical question, and much to your surprise, he mumbles a response. It sounds like, uh...

Use the ancient ritual of I'dun Owat Eym'Doong!

It sounds like some kind of ancient language, probably a mystic ritual. Paleontologists probably know a lot about those. Unfortunately, not being a paleontologist, you don't. So you'll have to improvise. But how, exactly?

Hot glue

Oh, right, the Delorean has a ton of hot glue in the trunk for some reason. You can probably fit the skeleton back together with that.

You are now the skeleton president in the future. Because of the absolute time sense you developed on your mission to find some evil to bring back, you are keenly aware as your body becomes misshapen due to some idiot putting you back together the wrong way in the past.

You're going to have to do something about this, right after you figure out what to do about this horrible monstrosity from the Atlantic Ocean that's still wreaking havoc, seriously, you'd think it would get bored and go back home by now.

So what are you going to do about it?