Zoostuck 2

Name the melon jack.

Oh, that's right, you were trying to come up with a name for this cantelope. You can't remember exactly why, but whatever the reason, "Jack" is a good name. If it turns out the cantelope is female, you can just suggest "Jackie" as an alternative.

That's settled, but you have no idea what you accomplished with it. So time to move on to the next matter, which is...

Discover the meaning of life.

Ah, that's right. The Meaning Of Life. You've found the body of the one person who ever figured out what that is and you're trying to resurrect them so you can ask. Now, how are you going to do that?

Review Ancient Healing Magic of a Necromantic Nature, Accidentally drop the other Tablet.

Oh, right, these two ancient tablets you found explaining necromancy. You glance over them and, hmm. This first tablet's confusing, what does the other one say?

...You have no idea, because you just dropped it and it broke into several thousand pieces. Stupid ancient tablets, if you made one it would be good for more than about five thousand years of erosion and one strong impact.

Well, it looks like you'll have to improvise. How are you going to do this?

Kiss a skeleton

The first thing that comes to mind is mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. You lean in to kiss the skeleton, not realizing that in doing so you will seal the soul within it for eternity and prevent it from being revived to become President.

You are now that guy from the past who got stuck with the name Zoosmell Pooplord. You were warned about a grave threat to the future by a squirrel who returned from the dead and gained out-of-control psychic powers.

Thanks to a conveniently-placed Delorean, you have one chance to get the timeline back on track by stopping this paleontologist from kissing a skeleton. You've arrived just moments before the fateful kiss that will complete this stage of the greater singularity of complexity's plans. If you can stop it, you have a chance of saving everything, somehow.

So what are you going to do?