Zoostuck 2

On the Transcendental Plains!

You'd think so, but you've been hiding out here for weeks and haven't seen a single other page. Or anything at all, for that matter. It's a pretty boring place, all things considered. That's probably why you've been poking around looking outside the universe, there just isn't much else to do.

But wait! You're a page on the Transcendental Plains! Could it be that you've secretly been Page π this whole time, and the whole Page 2 thing was merely a ruse to throw everyone off? In which case the advice to ask Page π was to look deep within yourself for the truth! Yes, yes it all makes sense now...

"There you are, geez. Do you have any idea how vast this place is? I've been trying to track you down since you got here."

Oh. It's Page π. Apparently it's been looking for you. Well, at least you can get advice from it now. This could be a very interesting conversation filled with highly plot-relevant details, so obviously it's time for a perspective shift.

You are now a paleontologist, and you're annoyed because your entire plotline seems to have been forgotten. You've teamed up with a velociraptor to fight a pumpkin. Unbeknownst to either of you, your actions will lead to the establishment of the first dinosaur president instead of the first skeleton president and throw off future history.

Of course, what you're doing right now is a critical step in this process, which entails... um... what exactly are you trying to do right now?