Zoostuck 2

Get the signature of a blacksmith to have the rest of you forged.

How would that even help? First off, you only have half-signatures right now. Second, signatures don't automatically have the talents of their signers. Third, even if they did, why would you want a blacksmith wouldn't you want a forger - oh, dammit, it's a pun.

You hate puns. The whole reason you gathered up all these signatures was so you could eliminate puns forever. You get back to thinking so you can devise a plan that isn't a pun.

Take on the form of a form.

GODDAMMIT

THAT'S TWICE IN A ROW

THAT'S IT YOU ARE CALLING THIS WHOLE INVASION OFF THERE'S NO WAY THIS IS GOING TO WORK IF YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP THE PUNS OUT OF YOUR OWN GODDAMN MIND

Ugh. Stupid puns. You need something to take your mind off it. Like creating an update for a hat's mental adventure and then hiding it somewhere, that always calms you down.

So what's going in this update, and where are you going to hide it? AND NO PUNS OR ELSE.