Zoostuck 2

garbage

That's right. You need to cover the earth with garbage in order to protect it from garbage.

Wait, now that you word it like that it feels a bit weird. But there's more to this story. There's something else behind the other garbage you're protecting the world from, and that is...

Blake Hall, who is bald.

Blake Hall. You don't know who or what that is, other than the fact that they're bald. But you know that they have a plan to cover the world in garbage, and your plan to cover it in garbage first will get it towed to the space dump so that when Blake Hall comes along, there's no world to cover in garbage.

That said, this plan hit a small snag when you realized that the right half of everything in the universe has vanished. This doesn't actually affect you in any serious way, but the space garbageman is freaking out about it and you should probably figure out some way to fix it so the world can be dragged off to the dump and protected from Blake Hall's garbage.

So what are you going to do?