Zoostuck 2

To meet Wyatt Hall.

You have no idea who Wyatt Hall is. Is it a person, or a building? But as soon as the thought crosses your mind, you realize it must be true. A bald black hole is manipulating your mental adventure so that it can meet this building or possibly person.

You suspect it is a building, however. Both it and the black hole would qualify as inanimate objects and therefore they would be capable of engaging in this bizarre item-breeding process that your mental adventure has somehow gotten involved in.

But this suggests that the black hole is merely a pawn, that someone else hopes to make use of the offspring of such a meeting. You feel instinctively that this must be prevented, and so it is imperative that you get this mental adventure back on track. If only you had some idea of how you could even theoretically do that.

You are now a vast pile of garbage. You were trapped on a website and are in the process of escaping through a time portal. You alone among all beings, animate or inanimate, understand the grave threat posed to all existence. It is imperative that you cover the world with your filthy presence to protect it.

What are you protecting it from, exactly?