Zoostuck 2

a world premiere

You review the status of your mental adventure. The witch is at the world premiere of a film, and your adventure is currently covering the events of the film. Could it be that the film is the wrong focus, and you should move the adventure into the theater?

This is possible, but given that you no longer directly update the adventure but merely receive cryptic clues leading to the parts of your mind the updates are hidden in, you aren't sure how exactly you're supposed to adjust that. Maybe if you made some different suggestions.

But is this the right approach? Could something else be responsible?

The loss of capital letters, obviously.

This is a possibility. You were unaffected by the loss of capital letters, but your owner was not. Perhaps their disappearance has resulted in a change in how he acts in response to your adventure updates. This is worth considering. But is there another possibility?

Alternatively, a bald black hole.

It then strikes you that you are receiving these updates from other inanimate objects throughout space and time. Perhaps one of those objects, such as a bald black hole, is intentionally sabotaging your adventure. Indeed, this object could even be responsible for the disappearance of capital letters, or for your adventure being focused on this world premiere, or...

Alternatively, both.

...or both.

Yes, suddenly it all makes sense. A bald black hole is stealing capital letters in order to interfere with your mental adventure, and for good measure it's creating updates which are contrary to your goals. This makes it perfectly clear now.

Except for one thing. Why is it doing this? What's the black hole's objective?