Zoostuck 2

That the fisting monkey has them.

oh right yeah your powers of deduction told you that the monkey detective's been taking them. he probably doesn't even realize it seeing as he's not very bright. honestly he isn't very good at the whole detective thing, pretty good at punching though.

of course you have no idea where the monkey detective is. also you found your way into this room with a bird gangster who has a whole collection of hats and he's begging you not to tell his boss about what he's been doing. well you weren't planning on that, you want to take down his boss and you aren't even sure what he's been doing anyways. you could probably deduce it but you've already deduced that whatever it is must be really boring so you don't care.

you have noticed a sweet hat, though. maybe you can get him to give it to you in exchange for staying quiet about the thing you're already planning to stay quiet about.

You are now the hat. You still have your capital letters because nobody thinks a hat has capital letters in the first place and so they wouldn't bother to steal them. Your mental adventure has hit a snag, except you're not sure what it is exactly.

But you know it must have because this horse detective is bargaining for you and your owner seems to be seriously considering it. That isn't what's supposed to happen, so something must have gone wrong with your mental adventure.

But what could the problem possibly be?