Zoostuck 2

Shave it bald.

Shave what bald? The fabric of space and time? The thing trying to escape from it? Your mansion? Your head? Ugh, stupid vague voices in your head, they never clarify.

You decide to just pass the message along to one of the gangsters who works for you. Let them work it out.

you are now an evil wizard inhabiting the body of a bird gangster. your capital letters are still missing. you are fighting a spider and a monkey and trying to die but they're really bad at killing you. you also lost your capital letters and you don't know where they went.

while that was going on, you got a call from your boss. he told you to "shave it bald". you have no idea what he's talking about but you're jealous because you totally heard him using capital letters.

anyways you were just going to ignore him but apparently this bird body you're in is magically bound to obey his commands. so what are you going to shave bald?