Zoostuck 2

A new president

Oh, yeah! You could replace that boring old skeleton with a dinosaur! A dinosaur could totally wipe the floor with that giant monster, plus you could ride him and...

An alien-skin rollex watch

Wait, no, a really expensive watch. The most expensive! A watch made from alien-skin! You can afford that now, you're ludicrously rich!

You just need to call a watch store and place an order...

Wait a minute! You just burned and ate all the phone books nearby after scrambling their contents! This is going to be harder than you thought.

You are now Ryan North. Your webcomic that you're secretly running on your missing friend's site while pretending to be him is super-popular! But you're also getting confused by it. For one thing, new updates are popping up that you didn't have anything to do with, and they're even more confusing than your updates.

You're totally making the next update, though. In the last one, the superhero who tried to wake the monsters in the Atlantic Ocean tried to stop them with his phone book powers, failed completely, and decided to buy a watch instead, but then realized he didn't have any easy way of finding the number for a watch store.

This is thrilling drama! The fans are going crazy trying to figure out what's going to happen next. And it's going to be SO AMAZING and will totally blow that stranger sneaking his own updates in away so he won't make things way more confusing, probably.

But the update will have to go on hold until you solve the puzzle in this room. What's the puzzle again?