Zoostuck 2

With Consistency

Well, of course. It's important to maintain a consistence stance, so that's what you're going to do! Nothing can possibly go wrong here!

You are now The Phoney. You won millions in a poker game and now you're outside the White House, which has just been left a smoldering wreck by a giant monster that you released from the depths of the Atlantic Ocean.

As the world's only superhero, it is your duty to save the President and defeat this monster with your power to change the contents of a phone book. So how are you going to do that?