Zoostuck 2

a hempster

A hempster? What the heck is that supposed to be? Someone who deals in hemp? A hamster made out of hemp? A hipster who complains that hemp is too mainstream?

Well, whichever one it is, it's enough to lead you to a conclusion: There is no pattern whatsoever to these murders. They were either killed as part of an incomprehensibly complex plan with so many facets it cannot possibly be understood by any mortal mind, or it was just convenient to kill them in a way that could be pinned on a detective.

Normally you'd assume convenience, but with all the other crazy stuff going on, that incomprehensibly complex plan is looking more and more likely. And you're beginning to suspect that the key to stopping it all is on Page 2. But with that page missing, your options are limited. You're going to have to work this out for quite a while.

You are now the skeleton president and you have returned from the past and failed to bring any evil back with you. The wizard was a promising lead, but he died.

You also have one hell of a hangover, as does everyone else on the planet. Unfortunately, you haven't heard back from the extremely ugly scientist you assigned to work on the problem, and now giant monsters from the depths of the Atlantic Ocean are attacking.

The latter point means that your failure to find evil isn't so bad, but it also means you have to fend off the giant monsters from the depths of the Atlantic Ocean. How are you going to do that?