Zoostuck 2

bake a potato

That's a great idea, but it requires two things: a potato and knowledge of how to bake one. You have neither! Where are you going to get them?

Get baked, Potato

Your name isn't Potato! It's Zoosmell Pooplord. And you wouldn't bake yourself even if that was your name, seriously, you're not a glutton for punishment.

Bake the potato with that homemade kush kush gettin' mashed yo

You don't even know what that means! Man, this is total nonsense. Maybe that spider can get you a baked potato.

You are now the spider. You've been using your web to figure out just how this whole confusing mess fits together, and it's just one huge tangle. That said, it wasn't a complete waste of time: you've figured out where and when this mess all started.

Unfortunately, it started on Page 2 and that's gone missing. And the guy trying to find it is caught in an infinite recursive loop that's generating a barrier in another world.

So in the meantime, you've got four murders to solve, since the detectives who were falsely accused of them seem to have disappeared on some kind of wild goose chase. The victims are God's second cousin, the number 1, a really ugly scientist, and... wait, who was the fourth victim again? All your notes say is that they were killed by a pumpkin that came to life.

Maybe if you figure that out, you can find some pattern to these murders and find the real killers. So who's the fourth dead guy?