Zoostuck 2

Bake yourself

Ah, of course! Nothing could be a more apt demonstration of love than a baked potato. You begin scheming how to do that immediately.

You are now the kid who was here way back at the start of the adventure and you have no clue what's going on. You're covered in garbage that's inexplicably spewing out of a time portal, and there's some kind of war going on over a package. You kind of think it was a game or something. And there was something about a slave you were trying to free, and a spider?

Damn, you're confused. You don't even know who you are any more. Do you even have a name?

Well, you can always make one up. What's your name going to be?