Zoostuck 2

Turn into a potato

Ah, of course. This is the perfect first step in your plan...

Wait a minute. You have no idea where you're going with this. But you've already turned into a potato because you were so sure it was essential a moment ago!

Wait. It's all clear now. All this time, you were just being manipulated by an even more complex singularity of complexity. It has carefully manipulated events so that you would transform yourself into a potato uselessly, to avoid the possibility that any further complex manipulations on your part did not interfere with its own complex manipulations.

Wow, that's amazing. In fact, it's so amazing that you think you're in love with this other singularity for managing to pull it off. Which was no doubt its intention all along. Wow!

You must clearly manipulate events to show your affection for it, while being a potato. Your old plan is now irrelevant; any part of it that needed to succeed will be handled by the higher singularity. How will you show your singularity-love and prove yourself worthy of being further manipulated by this superior entity?