Zoostuck 2

Right cheated on Left and then had a divorce. You... you wouldn't understand.

Well, obviously you don't understand. That's the problem! You feel like this is part of some vastly overcomplicated plot you don't understand at all. And you can hear those stupid kids making fun of you for it!

You are now a singularity of complexity inhabiting a mortal body. Your vastly overcomplicated plot is proceeding almost exactly as planned, but there are a few matters to take care of. The most urgent is that no one seems to have actually died in the train crash; they are trapped in a painting instead. However, this requires such a minor adjustment to the plan that it bores you; all it requires is destroying the painting, a trivial task. Unfortunately, you lack the time to determine a more interesting method, as the longer the painting exists, the higher the chance of a stray action rendering the whole plan useless.

You are thus concerning yourself with a more long-term issue while your flamethrowerbots seek out the painting. The Bear Pope's adventure is growing more popular than yours with his latest update. If this persists, you might not secure victory in the contest. What excessively complex means can you use to ensure his ignominious defeat?