Zoostuck 2

now see, create a backpack with B.U.M. on the back of it! it will be so hilarious.

Oh, right, the problem is that you haven't done that! That's the only thing your hard work hasn't resolved and also the real reason you aren't enjoying yourself at the beach. That's got to be it. You begin making the backpack and...

Wait a minute. Why can't you remember what a backpack is? Damn it, did you eliminate them from the timestream completely? This is going to take a lot of work to fix. Great, just great. And how are you supposed to go diving back into the incredibly complex coding if you haven't had a relaxing day at the beach?

You are now a very short space garbageman. Your name is Eldin, but everyone calls you Elfin. Also, you think you can hear snarky comments being made by kids watching your every move, but nobody else believes you.

You aren't dressed like a space garbageman right now, though. You made a bet with a friend that a thousand angels could dance on the head of a pin, and now you have to prove it by capturing a thousand angels. Your plan is to kill everyone, both because you're mad at them for getting your name wrong and because you're pretty sure angels show up when you kill people. In any case, to do the job properly you dressed yourself up as some sort of nerdy merman. You aren't actually sure how this relates to hunting angels but you're almost certain it does.

But while you were running off to hunt angels, you got a call from work. There's this planet that's totally covered in garbage and you have to haul the whole thing off. Ugh, this job stinks, but angel hunting doesn't really pay the bills - at least, not until you actually win the bet.

Anyways, you were just about to do that when the right half of everything in the entire universe vanished. What the hell just happened?