Zoostuck 2

word, word and word.

Ah, yes, you check the random words you picked from the dictionary and...

Wait, they're all "word"? How did that happen? Must have been a bad roll. You should try again and not even concern yourself with this result, it's not like the beings created through this process come into existence somewhere in some far corner of the multiverse.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the multiverse, a W with the power of three Ws forms. This has nothing to do with your adventure, though, so you choose to ignore it.

foaming, orange, religious

Your reroll goes much better. It even has religious, which as Bear Pope is one of your favorite words! You do an image search and see a bunch of water, three oranges one of which is sliced open, and a bunch of religious symbols.

You promptly combine them to make this new character. Now you just need to work out how to explain his backstory. Too bad this game doesn't actually exist, otherwise you could consult with someone who's played it for help. Then again, if the game did actually exist, it would have grave consequences for the universe and would most likely make a mockery of God, so it's probably just as well.

You are now someone who has been playing a game with grave consequences for the universe that makes a mockery of God. Specifically, you are a time-traveling alien being who regenerates into a new form upon your death and you have been playing this game with other versions of yourself.

There's a problem, though. Apparently this game has titles that include "Time" and "Space" and all of you are "Time". You probably need "Space" players in order to keep the game from being even more disastrous for the universe, so you've been trying to contact some. You were working on a device to make contact and were just finishing it up by painting it silver, but you spilled the paint all over yourself and have no idea how to clean it up.

That problem was soon overshadowed by the fact that the device worked... sort of. You made contact with another game session, but it's somehow running with zero players. Which means you haven't found any Space players to help you out.

Between this and the paint, you're pretty stumped on what to do next, so you took your time machine to a beach and started making a sandcastle to relax a bit. Surely you'll come up with better ideas after a little unwinding.

You are now a crab. Some jerk with a time machine just showed up on your beach and he's making a sandcastle right over the turtle's home.

You can't let this stand. You raise your claws and signal to the seagull to help you put an end to this act of cruelty.

Wait, what exactly are you signaling him to do?