Zoostuck 2

fix smell bad. that's two wordsm two problems right?

That isn't correct at all, but being stupid, you don't realize that so you tell the fairy that you want her to fix "smell bad". She waits for a few minutes and then asks what the second thing you want her to fix is.

Being stupid, you just kind of sit there in a daze, not sure what she means, until something pops into your head.

You could fix the football match.

You ask her to fix the football match while she's at it, too. You didn't know the football match was broken, but that's probably because you're stupid.

The fairy stares at you like you're stupid, which you are, then shrugs and waves her wand.

"There, you will always smell good now and the Giants will win against the Roughriders. I hope you appreciate your new gifts."

She then vanishes, except since she's you and doesn't actually exist this isn't really meaningful. Regardless, you can now get back to your pointless hatred of Sentient Beings. You haven't been very effective at getting rid of them, largely because you're stupid. Really, if it wasn't for this weird barrier around Fortress, you'd probably have been vanquished by now.

Anyways, you are now the Bear Pope. You're annoyed for a couple of reasons. First off, everyone keeps asking if you're Catholic and/or shit in the woods, as if you haven't already heard those jokes a million times each. Ugh, if you weren't committed to peace you'd have mauled someone for that by now, and you still might.

But the second thing bothering you is this adventure contest. You thought you had a pretty decent idea, about these five aliens who start in different places on their planet and all five follow the exact same commands. They all have different designs, you made them all up by picking three random words from the dictionary, searching for images of each, and then mixing the results together in Photoshop.

That part's fun. Your adventure is actually pretty popular! You think you have a good chance of winning... except for the problem of THAT adventure, the really dumb one about a prison guard getting his hair done.

That idea is so stupid, and yet it's probably going to win because it's really well-written and drawn - painted, in fact! - by a professional artist. Really what bugs you the most is how stupid the idea is, seriously, an idea that bad doesn't deserve to win.

As it turns out, though, your adventure is the only serious competition. And that means you've got to outdo that adventure, barring some scandalous revelation that the artist was being forced to do it or something ridiculous like that. So you need to make this update extra-amazing.

As a result of the previous command, your five aliens have all colonized a planet and started a new civilization. In this update, though, one of the aliens is startled when some kid appears out of nowhere and starts babbling about a game.

It's time to come up with this kid. You're going to do that the same way you came up with all your other characters - picking three random words, searching for images, and then merging the images together.

So what are your three words?