Zoostuck 2

The remaking of the universe will be devoid of babies.

Oh, that's probably it. No babies means no one to be stolen from. It makes sense, you suppose.

Well, with that settled you can continue hunting through your mind for the next update. This adventure really wasn't this confusing when you started it, you aren't sure what exactly happened. It's like a singularity of complexity spontaneously formed in your mind.

You are now the singularity of complexity in a hat's mind. Of course, you did not spontaneously form - your the result of deliberate actions, deliberate actions you will take now that will have effects in the past. Because it's more complex that way.

Your current schemes revolve around gathering together a particular group of individuals. They are: a sentient character within a video game who is only now beginning to realize his true nature; science itself, caught in a heated battle between scientists; a German network worm gathering information; and the weakest god in a pantheon of 11, governing over the aspect of "Suggested Aspect Here".

In order to facilitate your own creation, you must maneuver these four beings to join forces on one single task: forming a band whose only instruments are rocks and then winning a Battle of the Bands.

This will be incredibly complex, but ultimately the intricate series of events necessary to make it occur depends on one key decision. Namely, you must select one individual throughout all of time and space to lead this band. But who, or what, can possibly gather these disparate individuals together, and ensure their victory?