Zoostuck 2

Realize this was already resolved on Page 2.

Oh, wait. You don't need to worry about this at all. You made arrangements with God's second cousin to take care of this exact situation. It'll be fine.

Well, unless someone killed him first. In that case you'd have to rely on the whole convoluted time-travel scheme working out. But that's ridiculous, how would anyone be able to kill God's second cousin?

You are now a hat. You are in the collection of a gangster in some fancy mansion beyond time and space.

The gangster in question is involved in some sort of highly questionable breeding program, producing children for the express purpose of playing some bizarre kind of game. Apparently it rewrites the universe, and the breeders are trying to create players who will make the new universe function according to the preferences of their client.

The gangster has just bred the perfect player, or at least that's what he's shouting about now. Evidently his motivation for getting involved in this incredibly dubious business in the first place was to pay ransom for his own child.

However, he's worried that the detectives and the rival gangsters raiding this mansion may be causing trouble. Plus his boss doesn't actually know he's doing this. So he has to somehow sneak his new perfect player out of the mansion and meet with the client.

None of this particularly concerns you, however. You have a far more important mission: Getting this gangster to wear you.

And you already have a plan! You're going to run a suggestion-based adventure entirely within your own mind. It is obvious how doing this will achieve your objective and so you won't bother explaining the details.

There's just one question to resolve first. What should the title of this mental adventure be?