Zoostuck 2

Ask him politely.

You decide to just ask your fellow photograph-who-used-to-be-a-forum-account for help. Unfortunately, as you begin, you realize you have no idea how to communicate.

Somehow the other photograph can communicate with you, though. Dang it, maybe if you could get him to teach you how it works you might be able to do this.

"Hey, I'm bored. Wanna rebel against the evil wizard who enslaved us?" the other photograph suddenly asks. "I mean, I like being a reanimated photograph and all, and I like getting orders and being magically compelled to obey them, but that guy's a total jerk. What do you think?"

You don't reply because you have no idea how.

"What, don't know what to say? Actually, come to think of it, I've never heard you say anything. You do know how, right? Or should I explain it?"

Oh, hey, maybe if this keeps up you'll learn how to communicate. That would be useful.

"Maybe I'll do that. Or maybe I'll see what's on TV first."

Great. This could take a while. And there's not much you can do except wait. Too bad you can't be someone else.

You are now a planet.

You are faced with impending disaster. Some monsters are about to awaken from the depths of one of your oceans, thanks to some idiot. But that isn't a problem in and of itself.

No, the problem is that when the monsters arise, they're going to form a band and just play the same song over and over and ugh it's going to be so annoying.

Also apparently democracy is going to be eliminated from your surface or something, you don't especially care about that but apparently that leads to your destruction or something.

Fortunately, thanks to the power of the internet, you can contact your fellow planets for help. For various complicated reasons, your plan for saving yourself is to livestream Battletoads for them because it's a cool game. You're just getting ready to start.

Meanwhile, at Rare HQ, the new executives have gotten together and decided that Battletoads is just too hard. So they've hired a wizard. who has just picked up his cell phone and waved it around to cast a spell. Every copy of Battletoads throughout the universe shall be transformed into the much easier Battletadpoles.

You are wholly unaware of this until you turn on the stream and all the worlds can see you playing Battletadpoles. Well, this is embarrassing. What are you going to do about it?