Zoostuck 2

it's gone

That's right. There's no tooth there. In fact, there isn't anything at all, only a strange pixelated void.

That's freaking weird. How are you supposed to treat a tooth like this? Maybe you can just use magic or something. You begin casting a spell and...

...whoops, apparently that void didn't like magic. You died! Except your immortality spell still seems to be working, and you wake up again in a new body. This body is a bird, who seems upset for some reason. Maybe it's because he doesn't have a beak... oh, whoops, it just grew back.

You suddenly feel really hungry, while also having a nagging feeling in the back of your mind that you shouldn't eat anything.

Also, there's a spider and a monkey fighting you and neither of them are able to use capital letters. weird. hey, wait a minute, where did your capital letters go? great, this had better not be one of those dumb lessons from the spirits.

anyways the spider is flinging lightning at you and the monkey is punching you in the face, but it doesn't work too well because your beak keeps growing back. and the spider keeps hitting the monkey. the monkey doesn't seem hurt though, he's flipping through a book and it's playing music and somehow protecting him? man this is dumb. maybe you should just die and hopefully regenerate somewhere more interesting. except these guys are apparently really bad at killing you. whatever, you'll figure something out later.

You are now The Phoney. While you were trying to awaken the horrifying monsters in the Atlantic, you blacked out and woke up in a hotel. At first you were worried, but then you got distracted when you found out it was a casino hotel in Vegas and everyone was at the poker tables.

So now you're in a high-stakes poker game. You have your life savings riding on this hand, and you've got, uh, a pair of twos. You don't know a lot about poker, but you think you might have to bluff to win this.

Fortunately, you see a phone book nearby, which means you can totally use your superpowers to help you. So how are you going to cheatturn this game around?