Zoostuck 2

Have a heart attack

Before you can devise an evil plan of action for dealing with the spirit, you go into cardiac arrest. The Spirit Of A Sentient Being has no idea how to help you and you die.

Fortunately, you already cast the spell that makes you immortal, so this is just going to be an inconvenience. In a few hours, or maybe days, you'll return to life in another, younger body and will be able to resume your evil plans.

Wait a minute. This body's not younger! You're still old, and you've got some kind of gem for a head.

Dang it, you must have messed up that immortality spell. You're alive, but it's like you've just taken over someone else's life. Maybe one of those dumb pun artifacts is responsible. Anyways, you try to check out your new surroundings.

You're sitting in front of a computer. It's open to some thread on a forum, seems to be a bunch of ideas. Someone just posted a really dumb one without any capital letters in it.

Wait, you're getting a thought in your mind. You started this thread! Or at least, the person you are now did. And it's nearly wrapping up. Apparently people are fighting over who should start the next thread. Ugh, you don't want to deal with this, you've got evil to plot.

Suddenly, you get consumed by a vortex and find yourself surrounded by pixels. Nearby, two more pixel people show up, they look like the avatars of two people involved in the argument.

A booming voice speaks.

"I TIRE OF YOUR BICKERING, MORTALS! AND SO TO SETTLE YOUR PETTY DISPUTE, I HAVE BROUGHT YOU INTO THE WORLD OF THE VIDEO GAME DENTAL PANIC! THE FIRST AMONG YOU TO COMPLETE THE GAME SHALL BE GRANTED THE RIGHT TO CREATE THE THREAD."

Ugh. Yeah, you don't want to deal with this nonsense. What do you care about a thread?

"AND THE LOSERS SHALL PERISH."

Like that's a problem. You're immortal now. Sure, you'll probably end up somewhere else, but it's not like you give a damn what happens in this place. It'll be an inconvenience at worst.

"INDEED, THEY SHALL BE WIPED FROM EXISTENCE ENTIRELY, NEVER HAVING EXISTED, A DEATH SO THOROUGH THAT IT WILL EVEN NEGATE IMMORTALITY MAGIC."

Oh come on, that's just flat-out picking on you. Unless these other two are also immortal wizards. That would just be dumb, though.

Before you can reflect on anything else, your surroundings shift and you're in a pixelated dentist's office. There's a chair with a patient in it. Well, might as well get this stupid thing over with. You open the patient's mouth and...

OH SWEET EVIL WHAT THE CHRISTMAS IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY'S TOOTH?