Zoostuck 2

Hide under the gnomes and hope he doesn't see you.

You TOTALLY INTENTIONALLY decide to use one of your problems to solve another and carefully hide under the gnomes to avoid drawing the horse detective's attention. You DEFINITELY didn't trip.

no you certainly didn't, wait where did your capital letters go?

you are now a spider detective. your name is untitled, for some reason. you have a fancy computer but you misplaced it somewhere along the line. you have just lost the ability to use capital letters while investigating a strange mansion full of gangsters that may or may not be beyond the reach of time and space.

you are teamed up with a monkey, a horse, and a psychic squirrel. the horse and the squirrel are somewhere else on the mansion grounds. you just stumbled onto the monkey. he has a book and is playing music on it, apparently he's trying to solve some sort of puzzle. he's grumpy because he can't just punch the puzzle in the face.

you point at a mechanism and ask if it's important, except before you can say anything lightning strikes the mechanism and it starts working and the ornate door opens. the monkey asks if you did that. you aren't sure if you did or if it's a coincidence. you don't remember having lightning powers, but maybe you gained them somehow in the process of losing your capital letters.

anyway, you just solved the puzzle. the monkey grumpily thanks you and you realize that he isn't using any capitalization either. somehow you know this even though you're hearing his voice instead of reading it.

somebody must have stolen all the capital letters. this is the only logical explanation. maybe this has something to do with the murders you were all framed for, or whatever else is going on in this mansion.

you and the monkey move on to the next room and you find your fancy computer, how did it get here?

someone has been using it. the browser is open to some forum and you apparently have an account there now. there is also message on the screen that you don't remember ever writing. it doesn't have any capital letters.

to find the secret of the stolen capital letters you must post a bunch of adventure ideas related to the webcomic this mansion has always been a part of, you know the one, i forgot the name.

so go post an idea now, but be warned: once you have posted an idea you cannot use it or there will be dire consequences.

well this seems stupid but also pretty straightforward.

so what idea are you going to post?