Zoostuck 2

Overthrow the skeleton government

Of course. With this recording, you can somehow prevent the skeleton president from reintroducing evil to the world, wait until democracy dies out because there are no votes being cast, and then use the opportunity to take over yourself.

You start reviewing the tape to work out how exactly it's going to help you. The first thing you notice is that there aren't as many characters; the letter A left out an an entire story arc that introduced a bunch of characters and mostly just made the whole thing more confusing.

Your plan starts to come together. You will use this summary to replace the original comic with a better version. Then the removed characters will be upset at being left out of a wildly popular webcomic, so you can go to their fictional dimension and enlist their aid.

In fact, this will work even better if you remove more characters. You look at a summary of a section with two groups of gangsters fighting each other, and see that it has a lot of characters who could be very useful to your plan. However, this is a pretty cool section and you'd hate to discard it.

So instead you decide to simply replace the characters. You make two completely new gangs who do mostly the same things but have lamer powers. That should really irritate the original characters and get them to team up with you.

You idly start sketching up the new characters while you think about how exactly you're going to replace the comic with this new version.

You are now Skip, and you are a gangster. You and your teammates Draw Two, Reverse, Wild, and Wild Draw Four are in this mansion owned by your rivals, the Birds. Only it's more of a barn.

Well, okay, technically you're not in the mansion yet. You're in the front yard because you ran into a small problem. There's a bunch of garden gnomes here, and you seem to be attracting them somehow. You're trying to free yourself from them so you can get into the mansion.

Oh, and also there's a horse with rocket jets snooping around. He looks like he's a detective. You don't think he has anything to do with the Birds, but he could cause you trouble depending on where he goes poking his nose.

So what are you going to do about him, and about all of these gnomes stuck to you?