Zoostuck 2

Nothing

You said nothing at all. You didn't have an explanation. It just happened. Sometimes things just happen in stories for no particular reason.

She didn't believe you at first. But then you kept going with your summary, You started talking about how the world was a character, and it knew it was about to end. In order to fight off the apocalypse, it started adventures on two different forums, and at some point the adventures switches places. Then as the comic went on, the world made three more adventures on four more forums, and it was really hard to follow and probably not really important anyways. Actually, you aren't even sure if the adventures were any help whatsoever in thwarting the apocalypse.

"Oh. So it's a comic where nothing makes sense?" she said, after your explanation.

"Yeah," you agreed. That seemed pretty accurate to you.

But what you didn't realize was that every word of your conversation was being recorded. Somehow you're aware of this now that you're having a flashback, though. You aren't sure how that works.

But who could be responsible for recording your nonsensical summary of a webcomic you barely remembered anything about? And what would they even do with it?

You are now the Loather of Irk. You have somehow acquired a recording of a highly inaccurate summary of a popular webcomic that you don't care much about, and has produced a large number of derivative works that just annoy you.

At first you figured you'd just throw it away, or maybe sell it on eBay. But then you actually listened to it, and then you realized that the variation of the comic described in this summary doesn't annoy you! This suits your nefarious plans perfectly.

Speaking of which, what are your nefarious plans? You're sure you had some a minute ago.